Sabrina Carpenter didn’t just drop a song, she dropped a call-out hotline. “Go Go Juice” is basically what happens when tequila meets trauma, and honestly? It slaps.

The track, off her savage new album Man’s Best Friend (Aug 29, 2025), is pure pop chaos. She’s tipsy, she’s dialing, she’s dragging exes without even saying their names. Instead of messy tweets, Sabrina gives us cryptic rhymes: “John or Larry” and “the one that rhymes with villain.” Translation? Shawn Mendes, Barry Keoghan, Dylan O’Brien aka her messy Mount Rushmore of rumored exes. The girls decoded it in less than 24 hours.

But here’s the gag, she never confirms it. Sabrina lets us spiral, argue, and stan detective like it’s a group project at 2 a.m. And that’s why she’s winning. While most celebs either trauma dump or play coy, Sabrina weaponizes mystery. She’s not just singing about heartbreak; she’s curating the discourse.

At only 25, she’s cracked the formula: give the people a bop, give them Easter eggs, and let the fandom build the conspiracy board. “Go Go Juice” isn’t about closure, it’s about content. It’s the soundtrack to your worst drunk text and the best group chat of your life.

Sabrina Carpenter just turned her love life into a pop culture puzzle, and we’re all too tipsy to stop playing.